Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?