Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?