Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?