Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where do stars go to college?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?