Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the echo get detention?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What type of car do planets buy?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?