What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are fish such good architects?