What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?