What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do fleas travel?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?