Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did electricity win the race?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a henway?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which is the worst season?