Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are stones so good at music?