Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did summer say to spring?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?