Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Do dads always snore?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
When do mice play every day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?