Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do horses reside?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?