Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What says: oom oom oom?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?