Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?