Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the scariest letter?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which family member has tusks?
When do mice play every day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.