What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?