What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do bees buzz?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?