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Launch meat.
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To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do milkshakes come from?
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What car is the perfect size for mice?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?