What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?