What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do birds say to encourage each other?