What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call bears with no ears?