What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do cats love to work?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What bee is good for your health?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?