Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What animals make the best students?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?