Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do termites go camping?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?