Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
She couldn't take catnaps anymore.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the bunny upset?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do ducks have for lunch?