Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?