Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?