Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What do you give a sick lemon?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?