Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?