Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?