Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a henway?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?