Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?