Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?