Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What goes up when the rain comes down?