Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?