What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?