What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do automobiles fly?
Which former US President was always cold?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?