What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does winter fat turn into?