What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Which insect is the smartest?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What day never takes itself seriously?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?