What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Fly Me to the Moon.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?