My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Bears love exotic cars.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?