My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
It literally takes her nana-seconds.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Bears love exotic cars.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?