Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?