Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do frogs get to work?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How did the toad die?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?