What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?