What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
When do astronauts eat?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?