What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What do jokesters study in college?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which state has the best streets?