What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the most faithful insect?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the picture sent to jail?