What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?