What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What birds make average students?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is the best Christmas present ever?