Why are bakers also often hippies?
They're all about flour power!
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What school subject really rocks?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?