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How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the duck cross the road?