What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What sport is full of interior designers?