How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What animals make the best students?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?