How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What boat is great at getting a deal?