Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did one plate say to the other?