Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
What animals make the best students?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you get straight A's?