We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a parrot's favorite game?