We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do legumes gossip so much?