We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call the dog magician?
What goes up when the rain comes down?