Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Can February March?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What farm animal is best at karate?