Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
When do astronauts eat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?