Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the broom late for school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Families are like fudge.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is summer always sad?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?