Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a priest's favorite food?