Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a tornado's favorite game?