Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a doll's favorite car?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a vacation at home?