What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?