What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do diners never serve lobster?