What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?