What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is the strongest animal?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do sheep say when they're in love?