What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What a waste.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call the dog magician?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?