How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where does breakfast live?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which state has the best streets?