How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?