How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?