How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are all priests fit?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?