Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?