Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?