Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the quickest button on a radio?