Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?