Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
It's allergy season again?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which computer won the talent show?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where does the president keep his razor?