Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?