What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the toad die?
What season begins with a thud?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?