What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?