What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?