What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?