What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Synonym Grahams.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?