How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why is summer always sad?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?