How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How are teens like cats?
Where do horses reside?