How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do bees chew?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?