Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Matthew McConaugHAY.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
It's allergy season again?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a robot's favorite snack?