Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Matthew McConaugHAY.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which state has the best streets?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call stolen cheese?