Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?