Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a crate of ducks?