What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why is furniture so generous?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?