What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?