What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which computer won the talent show?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the most athletic footwear?