What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?