What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?