What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How did the toad die?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What type of birds stay together forever?