What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where does breakfast live?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?