What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How does a squid go into battle?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?