What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?