What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What does winter fat turn into?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What superpower do all middle children have?