Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is the most faithful insect?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which celebrity always frowns?