Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What birds make average students?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What car always breaks the rules?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How do horses stay in such great shape?