What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?