What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?