What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do naked fish play with?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?