Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did autumn say to summer?
When does a horse talk?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?