Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is the definition of Robin?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?