Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?