Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do dog catchers get paid?