Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?