Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a small mom?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?