Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?