Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where does breakfast live?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which bug is related to you?
How long will dinner be?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the noisiest food?