What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?