Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?