What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?