What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Who is friends with everyone at school?