What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?