What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What bee is good for your health?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which fly makes films?