What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?