What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?