What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Families are like fudge.
How do you make a cow float?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?